Boris today has come out and said that Nick Clegg is Dave's condom. No seriously he has, only Boris could say that though. I bet Dave is rather embarrassed with Boris discussing his sex life.
Boris said of Nick Clegg“he’s there to serve a very important ceremonial function as David Cameron’s lapdog-cum-prophylactic protection device for all the difficult things that David Cameron has to do that cheese off the rest.” Boris continued by saying “He’s a kind of shield. He’s a lapdog who’s been skinned and turned into a shield to protect.” I don't know what Cleggers will take issue with most, the lap dog or condom description.
Of course Boris has a history of taunting Nick Clegg, previously describing him as "wobbling jelly of indecision and vacillation." To be fair to Boris I don't think Nick can challenge that.
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| Boris is a great expert in politics and sex. |
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