Wednesday, 4 September 2013

300,000 Porn Views in Parliament

We all know that Parliament can be a dirty place. Sleaze, bribes and scandal are all known to have taken place in the Palace of Westminster. So it's not that much a surprise to know that the 'naughty' MPs, Lords and civil servants have been viewing porn like crazy.

Parliament is well known for its sleaze.

300,000 views of porn have been made in the last Parliamentary year according to data received off the Parliamentary servers. That's an average of 800 views a day; quite a lot considering around 5,000 people work in Parliament. The peak months were November, with 114,844 viewings, and April, with 55,552 viewings, some of the busiest months for both Houses. In February however, when most MPs are away, only 15 views of porn were made. Interesting.

Of course for legal reasons we cannot be sure that each view of porn is a conscious decision to go online for a pleasurable time. It could be a pop up for instance. However the sheer gap between 15 and 114,844 makes this seem unlikely in the vast majority of cases.  

"No More Porn" Says Dave.

These porn statistics come after Dave announced he wants to make sure there is a system where everyone opts in for porn. Dave said Porn gives a 'distorting' view of Sex and Relationships and is not good for people. There is however so many holes in Dave's argument factually and practically that this idea is very silly. I wonder how many times the PM has been hypocritical of his own policy?


However, there is a serious reason for pointing out the Parliament porn views and it's that they should be working. Think of all the man hours lost by MPs indulging themselves in gentlemen's special interest literature. Matthew Sinclair of TPA fame said "these figures highlight the fact that many people working in Parliament are spending far too much time on websites that have nothing to do with their job. The internet can be a useful tool for MPs and their staff when it comes to scrutinising Government legislation; however taxpayers expect their MP and those working in their offices to get on with their important jobs rather than spending time surfing questionable websites."

So MPs stop looking at porn and start reading more constituents letters. You have plenty of  time for recreation after work.

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