Monday 25 November 2013

Breaking News: Sarah Jane Becomes The Despot of Royal Holloway

News has reached #ThingsElliottSays that Sarah Jane Sewell is not a happy lady after losing the Royal Holloway CF election last week. She has decided these elections have no bearing on who actually run RH CF and has become the despot of Royal Holloway. Sewell rules with an iron fist and has decided to completely isolate the real President of Royal Holloway Conservatives, Antonia Jade King, who she has blocked on Facebook and refuses to talk to.

Just like a Dictator, Sarah Jane has censored the media. She has deleted the Royal Holloway Conservative group on Facebook and refuses to hand over the account details of @RHULCA.

Sarah Jane's election posted cunningly edited to reflect her censorship of RHCF.

Personally I think National CF or even CCHQ should get involved in this instance as this tyrannical young girl is in clear breach of the rules of democracy and the Parties rules on elections (let any SU rules at Royal Holloway.

The Despot of Royal Holloway has been throwing a tantrum.

#ThingsElliottSays's source said this is "Petty,childish, and not exactly how a elected person within the wider Con Futures should be acting". Personally I think this is a blatant ignorance of the rules of democracy and freedom of speech. Sarah Jane should either resign from the CF in embarrassment or be kicked out. #SJOut

14 comments:

  1. I would like to see a statement from former London University CF Chairman Jonathan Veronica Boulton.

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  2. .... it would be ever so inciteful and helpful from the CF anorak!

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  3. Big news, it's all kicking off, shame no one cares. It is turning into a bit of a smear campaign as well, you joker.

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  4. Bit cruel to post her picture onto an image as a communist all Hammer and Fickle like....

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  5. Hi there,

    Could someone tell me if Frank Manning is single and is looking for a boyfriend? I'm quite interested.

    Thanks.

    Adrian Mullholland

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  6. Elliot give it a rest mate, your desperation for attention is as bad for CF as all this in-fighting. You don't like SJ, you've made your point, now please stop these weekly columns of nastiness and vitriol, it's getting boring.

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  7. 09:36 has a point Elliott. Stop the weekly columns and start a daily one.

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  8. If people genuinely have a problem with Sarah Jane, they need to go through the proper channels/ no confidence route. If they don't want to do that, then they need to stop the pointless bitching (whether it is justified or not). Grow up and deal with something you're obviously unhappy with?

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  9. Get laid elliot

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  10. 26 November 2013 13:15 - CF has not way of no-conning people. Can't be done, only way to remove someone is for CCHQ to fire them & do you think they care enough about the youth wing to do anything?

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  11. @9.32, I didn't realise that there wasn't anything in place to deal with someone you're not happy with. The cf levels that I've been involved in always had such provision. It's pretty bad that there is nothing when it comes to a position that 'high'. I take your point though. The only way CCHQ would bother themselves is if the situation was dire/embarrassing.

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  12. Ah I do love the bitching... CF's rather like a gathering at the office water-cooler, people only go there because there's nothing else to do and when they do they just bitch about whoever's getting fat.... speaking of which....

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