Chris Martin and Tim Montgomerie's Love Child

My good friend Robert Smith, who is the love child of Chris Martin and Tim Montgomerie, writes for the Tab's rival newspaper Impact. Impact is sadly the state run and rather boring interpretation of student news; its only plus side, other than Rob writing for it, is that there are free hard copy magazines all over campus. As a new idea to try boost people paying attention to it, Impact have now created cartoon characters of several of their writers. This one is Rob's.

I still haven't stopped laughing yet.