Showing posts with label The Queen. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Queen. Show all posts

Wednesday, 5 March 2014

Royal Holloway SU Try To Boycott The Queen


In news from Royal Holloway SU, which for once doesn't concern Sarah Jane Sewell, comes the bizarre story that the loony left and republicans tried to make Royal Holloway SU boycott a visit from the Queen and organise a protest against her.

Does anyone actually respect the actions of SURHUL anymore?

Her Majesty the Queen is set to visit Royal Holloway music department on 14th March as they have won a Regius Professorship. A motion was put forward by LGBT and Academic Officer to the General Council at SURHUL* (Students Union Royal Holloway, University of London) to oppose the Queens visit so that "SURHUL should not take part in the ceremony involving the Queen in March, 2014" and to "To facilitate any protests that students want to organise around the issues of the democratisation and secularisation of the state."

Royal Holloway will soon look forward to a visit from the Queen.

#ThingsElliottSays sources have said that it is "disgusting that this is allowed, and should be put into the public eye." According to this same source when debating this motion  the Union Flag was said to be "for “white middleclass English People”, this was objected by Antonia Jade King RHULCS President". Another believer in the motion rhetorically asked the SU General Meeting "Why are we supporting imperial struggles".

Long May she reign.

Antonia Jade King, leader of Royal Holloway CF, said "the Student unions is Ridiculous and some people just like to get angry. She also said, along with all CF members, "I'm very excited for the queens visit". Three cheers for Antonia Jade.

Antonia Jade excited for the Queens visit.

It is of no surprise that someone when debating the motion stood up to speak and said of the GM and its pointless loony left motions "we sit here and we whine over self righteous indignation. well f*#k that. This is my last GM, I am done. F*#k student politics."

However a wrecking amendment was proposed by the sane students of Royal Holloway which got rid of any republicanism in the motion. New clauses were also added such as a demand "for a flag pole to be erected on the Student Union on which to fly the Union Jack" and "for the National Anthem, Fire of Scotland, Land of My Fathers to be played at the beginning of the general meeting". The amendment also noted "The Queen was once photographed firing a machine gun" and the SU should believed "That the Queen shooting a machine gun is cool".


Neither the motion nor the wrecking amendment was passed. To all those stupid lefties and republicans I say this. To the Tower with you.

To the Tower with the Royal Holloway SU officers.

*This name is far too long as acronym and sounds like a groan of some sort.

Monday, 13 January 2014

Weekly Poll Lowdown

After passing the scones and then declaring trouble down tut Mill the #ThingsElliottSays poll is now closed. Most of you have declared yourself to be middle class. I am also pleased to announce that 11% of my readers are members of the royal family, so everyone better be upstanding for the Queen.


Equally 4% of you believe yourself to be lower class, I didn't realise so many scandalous MPs like Dennis Mc Shame read #ThingsElliottSays. 18% of those who answered the poll are comrades in arms, solidarity comrade.

What Class are You?

Upper Class 
11%
Middle Class 
46%
Working Class 
18%
Lower Class 
4%
I Do Not Believe in Class 
20%

Total votes: 157

I did this poll after seeing hundreds of people answering questionnaires on Facebook asking what class they are. Politics and class are somewhat linked in Britain so I thought it would be a interesting question to ask #ThingsElliottSays' readers where they would put themselves on the ladder of Great British society. John Prescott famously claimed 'we are all middle class now', clearly the majority of you didn't think  he was correct.

Two Jags is wrong, according to #ThingsElliottSays readers.

Personally I don't really get class, unless you're a blood relative of the Queen (the Queen is special and all those who disagree should be sent to the Tower). People interact with each other because they're friends or work together rather than because they travel in different social circles. The idea of class doesn't really seem to work because people just see people as well other people. You're judged on your characteristics rather than some unwritten social law.  

The Queen is very happy with #ThingsElliottSays

What really defines people now is economics*, rather than snootiness, and I think this is for the better. People's lives are now decided by how much value they put on things. That might be money but in most cases its friends, family and general life happiness. But importantly with this it's your choice. You choose what you want to be/do in your life and you cannot be constrained by some sort of system which stops you from achieving what you want so long as you put your own effort into it.

Of course the previous paragraph is fairly idealistic, there are several blocks to having everyone being able to fully control their lives. There is the fact that our education system until very recently hasn't been fit for purpose in making everything easy and catering for everyone, yet no one, at the same time. There's government action which despite often having high hopes of looking after people often does the opposite and constrains. This would explain how a large proportion of people on benefits are trapped just above the poverty line. There's also those who don't actually like the idea of getting rid of a class system, these are generally left-wingers who just want to keep the people in their place, see Poly Toynbee or Owen Jones that back a system of mass poverty with a few bastards like them at the top.

Oppressor!

So as you can probably tell I'm not really big into class, there is no point to it and it doesn't allow for people to be happy. But let's be realistic and say that although there is no class system anymore in the UK there are definite blocks to a classless society.

Vote in the new poll on the sidebar.

Want a classless society? Back Margaret not Marx.
* Economics is about people putting values on things not just counting money; a lot of the time it's about emotions.

Thursday, 5 September 2013

Ed Davey Comes To Nottingham

Joy of Joys Ed Davey, the Climate Change and Anti-Energy Secretary, visited Nottingham University today. Ed was interested in the research carried out by the science bods in Nottingham on methane and cattle, although it is worth pointing out termites produce more methane.

 Ed Davey blowing into a bag.

There has been some sort of fair and display for scientists UoN and Ed and the media have come to see what is going on. One of the fun and games demonstrations was blowing into a bag that can detect how much methane you are producing. It turns out Ed produces more methane than the average person. I thus tell Ed, for the sake of humanity, stop breathing.

I'm not a big fan of Ed Davey. His time as Energy Secretary has set out a system where we are being swindled on our energy bills.  By 2020 the average household (which currently pays £1460 on gas and electric) will be paying £1883.40. This will get worse by 2030 because then we'll be paying a whooping £2920.00 to heat our homes and run the TV. At the moment 4.5 million households live in fuel poverty, obviously this is only going to increase. 

Energy Bill increases are a swindle by the government (see http://energyswindle.org/ to voice your concerns against them). 

Our energy bills are unnaturally raised by the government so the government can subsidise inefficient* power sources which are supposed to combat climate change. So it means that, in the greatest ever technological year for the human race, the government is bucking the trend and putting more people into fuel poverty. More suffering people and more dying pensioners, all because of government intervention in free markets. 

Did you know because of the raw materials from across the globe and the 1000 tons of concrete underneath each windmill, wind turbines produce more CO2 than they save.

The Government often defends the bill increases by saying a portion of the money goes to help people in fuel poverty, buying insulation and other things for example. This is true but when you think about it this is a bit stupid because this fuel poverty prevention is mostly being spent on fuel poverty caused by the government subsidising wind turbines and solar panels. There is a cyclical pattern developing: the government subsidises inefficient energy - the government increases bills to pay for this - fuel poverty increases as a result - the government launches a scheme to combat fuel poverty - the government increases bills to pay for this - fuel poverty increases as a result. This will only end when people say we will not tolerate the government subsidising inefficient energy.

 Even Her Majesty the Queen is facing fuel poverty.

Ed Davey could help, and cut carbon too, by really getting fracking going. He has been a delayer for our energy revolution which has already happnened in the US of A, where fuel bills have gone down by over a third. This is because fracked gas, despite massive over regulation, produces so much profit for companies it is an amazingly efficient fuel source. And what's more for those real carbon counters, not those fake anti-capitalists, gas produces far less CO2 than our main power sources of coal and oil. All good then.

 Says it all really.

But Ed disagrees because he has signed up to the left's Green Agenda which is actually a new vehicle to deliver a socialist economy. Subsidises are good for Lefties because it gives them control over the UKs energy source and therefore control over the people (the main objective of any left leaning government).

The fracking protestors deliberately tried to stop people working at the Caudrilla HQ to close down the business.

If you want evidence of this just look at the last Green Movement protest about fracking you can plainly see this. What happened was a militant attack against an 'evil capitalist private' business because it is freeing the people by reduce energy bills. These people don't want a green economy, they want a state controlled economy. Their lack of interest in the facts around fracking and the environment show this more. Fracked gas, as previously said, produces less CO2 than the majority of energy sources we used today and  it has been categorically proved not to pollute water sources by independent scientists. 

I don't personally think Ed is as mad or extreme as the fracking protestors; but he has signed up to the Green Agenda which is only about increasing state involvement in the economy to control people's lives. So Ed, next time you come to Nottingham and it is term time, I'll be there presenting to you the inconvenient truth.

 Ed Davey is a bit mad, kick him out.

* For those in the Green movement who say renewables are not inefficient the mere fact they need subsidising means they are because otherwise people would be falling over themselves to build the magic energy making windmills and solar panels without government help.

Sunday, 2 June 2013

God Save The Queen

Today it has been 60 years since the Queen was crowned. #ThingsElliottSays is in full support of her majesty and hope see reigns for a long time. God Save the Queen.



The Queen gives the Royal Thumbs Up to #ThingsElliottSays . What greater backing could I hope for.

Wednesday, 8 May 2013

The Queens Speech

I'm going to go through the Queens Speech and tell you what I think about its points. I'll highlight In green anything good, red bad and orange stuff I'm ambivalent about or would like to know more details. i'll be adding comments in these []


My Government’s legislative programme will continue to focus on building a stronger economy so that the United Kingdom can compete and succeed in the world.
It will also work to promote a fairer society that rewards people who work hard.
My Government’s first priority is to strengthen Britain’s economic competitiveness. To this end, it will support the growth of the private sector and the creation of more jobs and opportunities. [Seems suspiciously like stimulus to me.]
My Ministers will continue to prioritise measures that reduce the deficit – ensuring interest rates are kept low for homeowners and businesses.
My Government is committed to building an economy where people who work hard are properly rewarded. It will therefore continue to reform the benefits system, helping people move from welfare to work.
Measures will be brought forward to introduce a new Employment Allowance to support jobs and help small businesses. [This is essentially a tax cut for £2,000 off NI for small businesses.]
A Bill will be introduced to reduce the burden of excessive regulation on businesses A further Bill will make it easier for businesses to protect their intellectual property.
A draft Bill will be published establishing a simple set of consumer rights to promote competitive markets and growth.
My Government will introduce a Bill that closes the Audit Commission. [Hardly a bonfire of the qangos but a good start.]
My Government will continue to invest in infrastructure to deliver jobs and growth for the economy. [I'm not against infrastructure spending but there must be a good business model for it, one which prima face will seem good is super high speed broadband.]
Legislation will be introduced to enable the building of the ‘High Speed Two’ railway line, providing further opportunities for economic growth in many of Britain’s cities. [HS2 is just stimulus, no one will use it and will cost tens of billions more than predicted.]
My Government will continue with legislation to update energy infrastructure and to improve the water industry. [Again infrastructure caveat but even more so in energy as it is likely to be building wind turbines.]
My Government is committed to a fairer society where aspiration and responsibility are rewarded.
To make sure that every child has the best start in life, regardless of background, further measures will be taken to improve the quality of education for young people.
Plans will be developed to help working parents with childcare, increasing its availability and helping with its cost.
My Government will also take forward plans for a new National Curriculum, a world class exam system and greater flexibility in pay for teachers. [The flexibility in pay will be very good as it will reward teachers who perform the best rather than giving all teachers a similar rate.]
My Government will also take steps to ensure that it becomes typical for those leaving school to start a traineeship or an apprenticeship, or to go to university. [We need more highly skilled people but we cannot have a nation of poorly trained academics. We need more apprentices and more people who are practically skilled. I'd like to see a drop in British Uni numbers in exchange for a higher quality of a degrees and an increase in quality and quantity of apprenticeships]
New arrangements will be put in place to help more people own their own home, with Government support provided for mortgages and deposits. [Depends how they give the support, government getting involved is not always the best. This could be an instance of the rule of unintended consequences, I'd like to see the Bill.]
My Government is committed to supporting people who have saved for their retirement.
Legislation will be introduced to reform the way long term care is paid for, to ensure the elderly do not have to sell their homes to meet their care bills.
My Government will bring forward legislation to create a simpler state pension system that encourages saving and provides more help to those who have spent years caring for children.
Legislation will be introduced to ensure sufferers of  a certain asbestos-related cancer receive payments where no liable employer or insurer can be traced.
My Government will bring forward a Bill that further reforms Britain’s immigration system. The Bill will ensure that this country attracts people who will contribute and deters those who will not.
My Government will continue to reduce crime and protect national security.
Legislation will be introduced to reform the way in which offenders are rehabilitated in England and Wales.
Legislation will be brought forward to introduce new powers to tackle anti-social behaviour, cut crime and further reform the police.
In relation to the problem of matching internet protocol addresses, my Government will bring forward proposals to enable the protection of the public and the investigation of crime in cyberspace.[I'm always suspicious of the police getting involved in tracking people on cyber space. Again how far will this go because some of the ideas that have come out of the government go too far.]
Measures will be brought forward to improve the way this country procures defence equipment, as well as strengthening the Reserve Forces.
My Ministers will continue to work in cooperation with the devolved administrations. [As a firm believer in Great Britain I'd get rid of them all as they undermine the country, I'd think a bit more about NI though as there are some clear public safety reasons why that was brought about.]
A Bill will be introduced to give effect to a number of institutional improvements in Northern Ireland.
Draft legislation will be published concerning the electoral arrangements for the National Assembly for Wales. [As I said above I'd don't like devolution to countries in the UK, but if they have to have it they should use FPTP as the electoral system.]
My Government will continue to make the case for Scotland to remain part of the United Kingdom. [I think the Scottish should leave the United Kingdom. I don't think they really want to stay in the UK for any real economic, cultural or political reason. Scotsmen (and women) will decide on the basis of being better off by £150 under the SNP or Labour/Conservatives. But as I have no voting rights in the referendum I don't really care. It is their decision.]
Members of the House of Commons Estimates for the public services will be laid before you.
My Lords and Members of the House of Commons
My Government will work to prevent conflict and reduce terrorism. It will support countries in transition in the Middle East and North Africa, and the opening of a peace process in Afghanistan.
My Government will work to prevent sexual violence in conflict worldwide.
My Government will ensure the security, good governance and development of the Overseas Territories, including by protecting the Falkland Islanders’ and Gibraltarians’ right to determine their political futures.
In assuming the Presidency of the G8, my Government will promote economic growth, support free trade, tackle tax evasion, encourage greater transparency and accountability while continuing to make progress in tackling climate change. [code for let's build wind turbines and wreck the energy supply of the country.]
Other measures will be laid before you.
My Lords and Members of the House of Commons; I pray that the blessing of Almighty God may rest upon your counsels. [God Save The Queen]

The Queen is the best lady in the country. Long may she reign.