#NUCADefects

Rumour has it that the recently elected NUCA President and Treasurer have defected to Labour. An anonymous source says they had "known of Jenny and Alex's socialists tendencies for a while". Ironically it has also been said Beth O'dell may defect to the Tories to counter weight their move. Beth said this "has been a running joke anyway" so will fulfil the balance.

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